poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.

I went to the library to check out some books to read.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.

Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).

by i b flossin January 24, 2019

THE BOOK MAN

He is a guy who poOS ON BOOKS POOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP FEELS GOOD HUH

the book man pops on BOOKS RAWR

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019