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Rebecca Black

A preteen, pimpled girl who sky-rocketed to Youtube and Internet meme fame after her notorious vid "Friday" came out on Friday, March 11th.

Name now synonymous with awkward dancing, braces, preteens driving cars, and "We so excited"/other bad grammar use.

Also means a girl attending a party while totally oblivious to the pedos (aka Usher 2.0) that are going to show up there (having driven to the party by switching lanes really fast).

She may get her ass slapped by six-year-old boys. She may also ignore all friends on the right.
Rebecca Black wants her cereal! U no how it is.

Wait a minute, is that Rebecca Black in Usher 2.0's back seat?

Hey, Rebecca Black, can I attend your party? I'm really into prebuscent little boys.
by BlackGuyPartyin April 3, 2011
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Black Shakespeare

blak sheyk-speer
-noun

Tyler Perry.

In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?

Yeah it was brilliant.

I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
by ThatGuyFromFacebook May 1, 2011
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black chiney

A Jamaican term referring to a person mixed with black and Chinese. Also chigro.
PERSON #1: Check out dat gyal ova deh so.. she hot eeh!
PERSON #2: Yeah man, is a black chiney dat.
by danisaur October 17, 2005
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Black Eye

the black eye is when you are throat swabbing a girl and your balls hit her in the eye.
anthony wishes he could give that chick a black eye
by Vornven April 9, 2009
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Black skin

Something that will get you in jail although you did nothing wrong.
Police gets salary from black skin
by Pen16 April 3, 2014
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Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant bacteria manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the pecker to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.
Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!
by Jypsy April 7, 2008
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Black bear

When a non-african american woman seeks comfort from an african american male, she calls him this; a protector; a dark guardian; her dark knight
"I'll be your snowbunny if you'll be my black bear."
by Nettiebabyy June 28, 2012
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