half back option

lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.

Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.

by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

half-third-cousin

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

Half Blood Prints

Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.

"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"

"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."

by Watershipstem of a Down July 23, 2012

Shed a half a yard

Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.

Hey fecktard.this dinner is expensive! Shed a half a yard to cover the tab!"

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021