cow

Your mom

you mom is built like a cow

by sadsanta August 9, 2020

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 28, 2020

Cow

An animal that goes moo.

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty

1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one

by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013