Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover)

The official and original cover for the book written by Werley Nortreus called The Book of Nortreus was published in 2025.

Did you know The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover) was published in 2025?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

Boy by the book

Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy

Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"

by Whynotlive January 26, 2017

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

the supreme holy book

the holy book of hypebeastism

Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"

by xellkkk June 6, 2018

book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

Book Bunny

A fine, lowkey sexy girl who’s obsessed with books and gives major wifey vibes. She's the type to spend her weekend deep in a novel but still knows how to turn heads when she steps out. She's soft-spoken but dangerous if you cross her — sweet like a poem, wild like a plot twist. Loves deep convos, candlelit reading nights, and might just annotate your heart if you let her.

She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.

Yo, she’s not just cute—she’s a whole book bunny. Got me reading romance novels just to keep up.

by MikeyMetaa August 1, 2025