Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Slam Rat

someone who goes to slam miami

“look guys it’s a slam rat”
“it’s the group of slam rats again”

by ligmaballs01 November 18, 2021

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019

Rat Cunt

In dry climates this term defines a deep split in your lip that can last an entire season, or not heal until the dry winter season passes.

“Pass me the Chapstick, this rat cunt is getting out of control.”

by The852 March 26, 2023

space rat

a rat that enjoys fucking people and things in the ass with its massive 12 inch leech peen which sucks all of your blood out through your pink paste former. also known as your luck when searching for halal german food

THAT SPACE RAT AS THE IQ OF A MAILBOX UEWIDJSAHNJKHSFKHAUSJFHIUHSU

by SPACE RAT September 20, 2022

Cabnit rat

Cabnit, what a fat rat, but it’s ok. We like fat rats, and we except them. Fat rats a very much acceptable. Rats are good. Fat rats are better. But she’s not actually fat. She’s just a rat. But lets be honest, fat rats sound more appealing so therefore she’s a fat rat.

Cabnit rat, you are a fat rat, but I love you so it’s fine.

by Mr Egg man February 24, 2020

support rat

Woman who takes support from a man she calls a good father even though they have shared custody.

She agreed to shared custody, but still wants my money so she can work part-time and find a new man, what a support rat.

by Alexeipanshin December 11, 2008