When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.
Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.
by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

by Shit bitch fuck May 11, 2024
