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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024
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Toilet

it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much
Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021
mugGet the Toiletmug.

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.
I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.
by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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Skibibdi toilet

When you have sex with your girlfriend while taking a fat shit
My girl did that skibibdi toilet for me last night
by Shit bitch fuck May 11, 2024
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