corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

by specialk July 23, 2003

roast beef sheets

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat

Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.

by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009

beef colored schmegg

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

by dabson188 February 11, 2017

Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 5, 2004

corned beef explosion

A chick with an abundant quantity of labia resembelling a buffet of corned beef.

that broad has a huge mound, must be a corned beef explosion in there

by cunnypro February 25, 2006

Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015