Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

bean shoot

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.

Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Cool bean

Cool bean refers to someone or something that is interest you.

Beyonce is a cool bean.

by Daecious October 31, 2021