male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
Get the clam guardsmug. by Clamslammer2000 August 4, 2018
Get the Clam Slammug. When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
by anonymous October 12, 2022
Get the Downriver Clam Chowdermug. Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017
Get the clam doggingmug. A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .
I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
Get the Glam clammug. because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
Get the Clam Flapmug. 