Cocky Balls

The really uncomfortable feeling one receives when their scrotum gets sweaty and sticks to their leg. This is usually a result of sitting down for a long period of time such as a car ride or watching a movie.

Bro, that bus ride gave me cocky balls!

by im_goulden June 6, 2013

Tweeking Balls

Acting in a manner in which you are going crazy or freaking out that is significantly higher than the average tweek.

"Dude! He was fucking tweekin' out!"
" No dude, he was tweeking BALLS!!"

by skfghkjayndkrj June 23, 2007

ball puke

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.

DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!

by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010

de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.

matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin

by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006

Sick as balls

Wickedly awesome, the coolest, the best

The way J ROC rolls that Orange down the skinnies is Sick as Balls

by Phil's Bitches March 25, 2007

Ball Hogba

Refers to French midfielders which thinks they are better than they are in reality, and so attempts skills and tricks which he can't get away with rather than passing. While they are bad, it can usually be said that they are still better than any midfielder in Tottenham Hotspur's history.

When is this Ball Hogba going to go back to Juventus so he can become a better player again?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009