by SeptemberWasp May 27, 2005
the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.
Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
by SilkyJay March 14, 2011
(n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"
Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
by Greyn1 April 06, 2009
by 00Mancandy January 01, 2010
A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.
Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
by Shiggity-wah January 17, 2008
This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
by Mistress Jenocide September 09, 2013
What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
by Annie's Mum May 12, 2009