"his meaningless little life deserves to be extinguished in the most grandiose way conceivable. gosh i'm so darn edgy."
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by the biggest.., .,,. ,.., November 1, 2022
Get the the joke ismug. A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.
by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023
Get the Iad Jokemug. Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the utility knock-knock jokemug. by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023
Get the Imap Jokemug. Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
Get the Dict Jokesmug. by yng mickey October 1, 2021
Get the Resist jokemug. “Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
Get the National Ur Momma Joke Daymug.