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Thinkering

There was planking (laying like a board on random objects), then owling (sitting like an owl on random objects), then teapotting (doing the teapot anywhere), now thinkering (sitting on the edge of random objects like a thinker).
Planking, owling, teapotting, time for me to do thinkering!
by Camron Moore July 25, 2011
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Thank U, next

A great way of telling someone on a dating app, that you're not interested. Usually said right after receiving a face picture. It important to note that it means next person, not picture.
John sent me a selfie yesterday on Grindr, I caped it with a "Thank U, next"
by darkwarrior000 August 31, 2019
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Thank you

1) What you say to someone to show your gratitude/appreciation.

2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"
1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.
by Oivey October 19, 2008
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Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.
I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!
by Juan Tomas February 20, 2008
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thinko

1) A brain fart.
2) A unit of thought; used to quantitatively measure thoughts.
3) A knockoff of the game, 'Plinko', featured on the television show, 'The Price is Right'
1 - "Uhhmm, uh? ... Just hold on, I just had a thinko."
2 - "It took me at least 4 thinkos to work out that math problem."
3 - "Want to go play some Thinko?"
by fydo October 26, 2005
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thinks

The act of two or more people simultaneously thinking the same thought at the same time and subsequently exclaiming "thinks" at the same time.
Eleanore and Jason thinking: That's what she said.
Jason and Eleanore: "thinks!"
by whenwillthisweekend February 4, 2010
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Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.
On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.
by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010
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