Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.

Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?

by The Mads November 24, 2020

texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.

Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.

by CandyNutz May 8, 2023

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

Tea time babes

A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit

Fan 1- have you heard of tea time babes?
Fan 2- OMG yes I love them, especially siesta!

by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017

Hitting up the tea

Going up to luxury. Living lavishly.

I bet when you go home, you be hitting up the tea

by TEAMAKER#1 May 8, 2018

More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind

Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021