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Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .
Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .
by Lord cock big June 14, 2018
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Green Tea official

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke
Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song
by MooseKing February 9, 2019
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warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos
spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”
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Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent
McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)
by Contumax October 28, 2022
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Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”
Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.
by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022
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London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.
Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.
by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022
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