i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Agora Road

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"That was totally Agora Road of you, to do that!" - when someone e.g. tries to apply logic to human behaviour.

by dame_dane March 27, 2025

Road rodeo

When you recline your drivers seat all the way and a girl is riding you reverse-cowgirl while she is steering and you’re operating the pedals.

Met at a girl at the bar - she road rodeo’ed me all the way home.

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

Road Trip

the absolutely amazing song the big Youtuber Dream made (first song)

friend: did you hear Road Trip yet?
me: yea it was amazing!

by breadburinnit February 4, 2021

Road Goak

When a passenger is fellating the driver, get car sick and vomits on penis.

Oh dude I totally had to get my car detailed, this chick gave me some road goak and threw up everywhere.

by Booch Daddy June 8, 2022

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023

Rocky Road

Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.

I just hooked up with this dude, and he's far from vanilla. He's a rocky road mf.

by J Bird October 31, 2021