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Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.
by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022
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salty

Pitifully bitter or disgruntled about something in an immature manner.
He's just salty because he's jealous of my mad skills.
by Markarkork September 18, 2019
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Salty

When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
Eg.

Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 8, 2017
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Salty

When you get really mad about loosing in a fortnite game or a nascar race.
Luke was salty because he got 2nd in his fortnite game.
by Mtennisawesome March 11, 2018
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dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.
How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??
by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020
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