by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020
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by moist vacation July 31, 2013
Get the Sarah's Cherry Pie mug.She's a great person and has a big ass. Most people call her BBJ or Big Booty Judy. Widely known for being a great friend. She has a big dick that people don't know about. Her last name is known to be used as a name for a really hard boner.
Guy 1: How was last night at the club bro?
Guy 2: Not too great, all the bitches had me with a "sarah Stidham" all night!
Guy 2: Not too great, all the bitches had me with a "sarah Stidham" all night!
by LayinWood January 28, 2012
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Get the Dirty Sarah mug.Let's about this Whore of Babylon bitch named Sarah...where to begin. Let's first start of that she's a terrible thing, I wouldn't even call her human. She loves the Devil like a stupid loser she is and throws a major tantrum like a massive baby the fucking bitch is. I'm surprised that she is even a mother....
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
"Fuck the Whore of Babylon! She uses time travel to try to get Leon, but she lost her ability to time travel. She's now in Kenya using invisibility to follow Leon. Who do you think this bitch is? I'm currently hunting her down! I'm not fucking afraid of anyone! Leon's my fucking boyfriend! I got AK-47s, AR-15s, fought in the U.S Army for 15 years, have a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, and Kung-Fu, and she's still stupid enough to keep following. Fuck that Sarah! I'm coming for my Leon!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Sarah mug.Oh and if you thought I was finished with that bitch, just wait until I spill the beans girl. First of all, she's a racist fuck! She likes calling blacks the N-word (the word white "supremacist" use) and hates the Chinese. I have been stationed in many countries during my early years of the U.S Military and have met amazing Chinese people (Chinese food is the shit!). I have been to Shanghai and honestly is way better than Delhi (just saying it to annoy that Whore of Babylon bitch, but I still love Shanghai more though).
Secondly, she's such a control-freak. If anything doesn't go her way, she throws a tantrum like a massive fucking baby. Like bitch, grow up. Like fucking hell!
Thirdly, she loves to abuse animals. I've seen her fucking dogs, cats, cows, and all sorts of animals and I fucking throw up everytime I think about it (still recovering from the PTSD).
Forth, She's not even human! The things she does will make you walk backwards. I've seen it all. Trust me, I'm still traumatized by her sick shit. Hell definitely is the place for this bitch.
And lastly, she will never steal my Leon! Leon is mine forever! I'm he's one and only girl!
Secondly, she's such a control-freak. If anything doesn't go her way, she throws a tantrum like a massive fucking baby. Like bitch, grow up. Like fucking hell!
Thirdly, she loves to abuse animals. I've seen her fucking dogs, cats, cows, and all sorts of animals and I fucking throw up everytime I think about it (still recovering from the PTSD).
Forth, She's not even human! The things she does will make you walk backwards. I've seen it all. Trust me, I'm still traumatized by her sick shit. Hell definitely is the place for this bitch.
And lastly, she will never steal my Leon! Leon is mine forever! I'm he's one and only girl!
"Fuck Sarah, the Whore of Babylon! May the World see her filth and burn her to hell where she belongs! It has become my personal mission to find her and send her where she fucking belongs. She will not hurt my friends, family, and most importantly my boyfriend Leon! I will seek revenge for them!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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