Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Salty

When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.

Eg.

Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear

by Thelivejay May 8, 2017

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU May 16, 2018

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022

salty

Pitifully bitter or disgruntled about something in an immature manner.

He's just salty because he's jealous of my mad skills.

by Markarkork September 18, 2019