road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.

This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road

Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.

by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017

road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.

"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."

by satternut July 18, 2003

Simpson road

quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden

“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”

“ya because i live down it u melt”

by kohaku oukawa March 25, 2022

road rules

The implied etiquette of driving one is expected to adhere to.

Man, that guy can't drive! He doesn't even know his basic road rules!

by Toraton July 27, 2003

on the main road

the most true thing to be said, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"i will not make u a hit & quit"
"are you sure"
"on the main road"

by anonymous September 1, 2021