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Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
by mattan2900 September 4, 2010
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Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel
The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022
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road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.
Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.
by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023
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old town road remix

something that lil nas x will keep on releasing till the year 2050
lol nope old town road remix ain´t getting defined
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Steamboat Road

A street in Great Neck inhabited by Lubias, no matter their ethnicity or racial background.
Walking on Steamboat Road on a Saturday Morning is surely an event. One minute you hear the drama coming from some house inhabited by 10 undocumented families and the next you see the largest congregations of tax exemption and Magaism in America.
by Goatsecx luver November 12, 2025
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road sack

when someone opens the car door and pushes a friend onto the road while holding on to them, the road will give the person a horrible rub burn on their balls.
friend: lets give this dude a road sack
other friend: alright bro
me: AAAHHHH
by garblefuncle September 21, 2024
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Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.
My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.
by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025
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