Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.

Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.

by justgetoverit July 22, 2011

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

Pull a McRae

To overreact to the incorrect perception of misfortune.

"STOP, EVERYBODY! CHECK YOUR COATS. Mine's missing again. Oh wait, nevermind."
"Relax, don't Pull a McRae."

by Tanner Frederick February 14, 2008

Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces

I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level

by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022

Pulling a cheems

Guilt tripping someone into losing self-confidence and manipulating that person according to one's own desires.

My girlfriend caught me cheating so i tried pulling a cheems on her and now we're back together again haha.

by lightbeta September 22, 2020

Pulling A Caslynn

The act in which one is dating one person, and sleeps with their best friend...and not them.

"I'm hanging out with Mike's best friend tonight... totally pulling a Caslynn. Does that make me a bad person?"

by Mariangela Cardona Reyes November 28, 2012