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pot

i boiled pasta in a pot
by uniqueen77 October 6, 2016
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Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.
Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.
by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020
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Fish in a pot

Derived from the classic Dr. Seuss story 'Cat in the Hat' , a fish in a pot is a killer of fun and joy, one who is stuck up and worrisome in the face of fun, games and adventure.
"You're being a real fish in a pot right now". Trina says to her clingy, overprotective boyfriend who doesn't want her to go out with her friends.
by rheaisqueen October 15, 2020
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fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.
<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"
by rex_corvorum March 27, 2022
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Hot Pot

Functions as a reverse bukkake where multiple females all squirt on one dude.
I just got of a mean hot pot…. I’m soaked.
by Yurt_Dave January 5, 2024
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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!
by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023
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Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.
Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024
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