Hot Pot

A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.

I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…

by Jwoods163 February 11, 2024

pot belly

a really really really fat creature a lazy chimpanzee named caleb
#susu the next doctor suess

person a: hey have u seen pot belly

person b: yes pot belly he is so fat and he is a chimpanzee
person c: a chimpanzee which can climb a tree
person d: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree who cant swim in a sea
person e: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree
person f: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree, a person who cant stand to see!

THE STORY OF POT BELLY 2024

by susummrs March 12, 2024

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

Pot Scraper

A person who leaves "nothing on the table", they makes sure they get every last bit of what is theirs.

Bossman is about his business, a real hustler, a "pot scraper".

by Bossman Lee March 18, 2024

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

POT-sticker

When you create an acronym that is only Purposeful One Time and then never used again.

Why did you create this useless POT-sticker in your opening paragraph? You literally never brought it up again. Just spell out what you're saying, and move on.

by BlessedLobster March 26, 2024

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024