Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

Johnson Ferry Road

The "highway" of East Cobb. Runs North to south from Shallowford Road to Sandy Springs.

I live right off Johnson Ferry Road

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023

Road Goak

When a passenger is fellating the driver, get car sick and vomits on penis.

Oh dude I totally had to get my car detailed, this chick gave me some road goak and threw up everywhere.

by Booch Daddy June 8, 2022

Road knuckle

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway

Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle

by Constant Hat July 11, 2024

road cigs

when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not

Yo that kid smokes road cigs

by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021