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bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
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Bacon hair

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair
by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024
mugGet the Bacon hairmug.

bacon bag

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"
by Dapibb November 22, 2014
mugGet the bacon bagmug.

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
mugGet the pound of bacon with a side of sausagemug.

Bacon and eggs

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016
mugGet the Bacon and eggsmug.

finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
by sierynn February 3, 2017
mugGet the finish the baconmug.

Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023
mugGet the Brown baconmug.

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