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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug.

Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024
mugGet the Jerk curtainmug.

jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
mugGet the jerk bookmug.

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
mugGet the Jerk-wad ball touchermug.

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug
Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?
by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015
mugGet the Pocket jerkingmug.

Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
mugGet the Indian Jerk Ritualmug.

Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back
Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she
by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022
mugGet the Jerkmug.

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