Noah

Noah is a person with many depths. Noah is a complete and utter cunt. He has a small dick that can’t even reach a bitches g spot.

Guy 1: hey did you see that Noah just got his bitch took

Guy 2: What! I actually ain’t surprised.

Guy1:yeah Noah is ugly af and I heard his balls haven’t dropped yet

by Baddietimes20000 February 22, 2022

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Noah Furko

Don't care didnt ask go cry about it stay mad get real hoes mad ratio you fell off no one asked get a life cringe touch grass not funny didnt laugh go outside ur mom don't care deez nuts L sugma balls L bozo ratio

Noah Furko sugma bozo L dumbus.

by MisterE_ February 2, 2023

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Noah Mason

the adoption of an alter ego in order to create a false account on an online platform to send out spam emails in search of new friends. Often mistaken with a hacker account.

no one:
me: Aw man, nobody wants to join me to the club! Gotta pull a Noah Mason to find some friends!

by quehoraest July 23, 2019

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Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

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Noah

Absolute degenerate that most likely has an addiction to FNaF, Genshin Impact and League of Legends, or a 6 foot 8 unit who lives at the gym.

1: Did you hear what Noah did?
2: Did he stay up all night writing an essay on why Genshin fans shouldn't be criticised?

by Bruhthebruh March 30, 2022

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Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

by I can't see why March 19, 2020

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