Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.

John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.

by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007

Dad Music

Dad music is simply a variety of songs that Jason loves to listen to when he is sad

“What dad music are you listening to today”
“Loving is Easy by Rex Orange County... it’s a mood”

by Macarthur Square December 15, 2019

Trill Music

A combination of Drill and Southern Trap music.

They should just combine Drill and Trap music and call it Trill music.

by Trollololol July 20, 2016

Musical Boys

Like musical chairs, except males take the place of chairs and there are all female competitors. The males extend one knee, emulating the seat of a chair. The judge of who wins the seat is the male being sat on, whom often gets knocked over and the game has to be replayed, much to his happiness, be he straight and not too heavily bruised, or heavily bruised but either very randy or a sadist.

Randy was feeling especially himself whenever he was piled upon like a loose football by the remaining female competitors during musical boys.

by hard as fuck repper foo January 14, 2009

no music song

Lame instrumental music

What is this no music song?

by Pseudolive January 5, 2017

Translate Music

A genre of music made from Google Translate. It is made by setting it to translate from English to English and typing lyrics into it. Translate is not accompanied with instruments, because the voice is the instrument.

Man this new genre, Translate Music is so cool.

by Bman111 April 17, 2017

tree music

Printed music on paper, as opposed to music visualized by digital means.

I'm a little old-fashioned: I prefer to see tree music rather than see my music online.

by pentozali September 13, 2012