jayden and matthew

these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins

Watch out here comes Jayden and Matthew

by Robot6226 July 7, 2021

Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)

Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”

by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew _VDR

He's kinda cool. Sometimes funnyman but most of the time he emotes cringe. He can win a Fortnite game, but he never gets the battlepass. He also didn't buy me shang chi when he was in the item shop.

Me: Hey Matthew_VDR
Matthew _VDR: Hey
Me: Did you see the new ItsAnchovie video?
Matthew_VDR: I haven't yet
Me: it's kinda cringe, just like you

by CapsLockk March 25, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.

Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow

Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew

Just a guy with low self esteem, all he wants is love and affection from his family members, and close friends. He often times will not acknowledge or may just brush off compliments, but he cherishes them.

Friend: Thank for you everything Matthew, I really appreciate you.
Matthew: You're welcome...

by RomanticMinusHope October 11, 2023