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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w
Matthew is so handsome!
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A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Matthews are great for Zara's
He is funny Matthew
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Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
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Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.
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A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout
Ugh our discord mod is matthew?
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