Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
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Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020
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by Mat!!!!!!!!! March 9, 2023
Get the Matt mug.Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
by townandorcountry April 23, 2023
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