Logan

He is a man baby, cheats on girls and doesn't know how to respect you and overtakes your boundaries. Says he's in a gang to gain popularity, throws a tantrum whenever you tell him no, do not say no to Logan, otherwise you want him to ball up in a corner. Complains about his knees even though he doesn't do sports. He is overall a bad person to be around, he is the type of friend to always bring the friend group down, he never changes his clothes, always wears the same thing.

Logan, get out from that corner, stop moping around!

Logan, that's mine! NOT YOURS!!

Logan get the fuck out of my seat!

by LilWooze March 17, 2024

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Logan

Sometimes ugly, sometimes hot, but got a nice heart deep down when they really wanna show it. An emotionally unavailable horny asshole on the outside but a UWU on the inside for people he really gives a fuck about. Has drug problems but blames it on being a depressed ass mess. To be honest, nobody really understands Logan but Logan.

“Logan aint shit”

“Not really, he just aint shit to YOU.”

by lulbaby.c December 18, 2019

Logan

The best person I could ever ask for! He’s really cute and hot but like yea he’s also so nice. Like why is he so nice and he got money so like ima get rich off him. Yea so that’s all on period.

Logan bishop is a really cute smart guy!

by Anonymous angelzzzzzz February 14, 2021

Logan

ginger and lives across the country, loves to play rocket league and roblox

person: how are you
logan: *sends picture of dogf*

by zoelane July 15, 2021

Logan Smith

Big muscular 19 year old that likes to analyze fictional characters

Logan Smith means you're British and hot defined

by Gambit___ January 22, 2022

Logan

Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anuses, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan has dwarfism, and although his two legs are small his third leg is that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.

"logan" gives great head!

by Thefatandthefurious September 28, 2021