Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

Street Loan

A request for a loan in American currency, for the return repayment in large denominations of foreign currency, especially Mexican peso or Vietnamese Dong, which greatly short change value of money given.

I just suckered a bro into a street loan, we be tight with the ladies tonight, all drinks on me.

by hoodratsoupcan July 2, 2016

Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

by Disco Moses July 9, 2016

D'lane

Absolute gay cunt

Look at that D'lane!

by Churrrasyo November 10, 2016

two lane jane

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017

leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)

"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."

by Mother of Tacos June 30, 2017

cedar lane sizzler

The burn from sitting on your tractor in the nude.

Hopped on the Farmall in the buff and gave myself a Cedar Lane sizzler.

by TobesMagobes August 4, 2017