(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.
This was seen in the case of, Anna,
Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008
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Get the Kevin's Red Dot mug.The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
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Guy 1: That guy looks so unnaturally tanned, especially riding that white stallion.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a Kevin Philip Lee.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a Kevin Philip Lee.
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Dan: "you see that nigga kimbo beat that guys ass?"
Chris: "Yah no doubt. You know his real name is Kevin Ferguson?"
Dan: "No shit?"
Chris: "Yah no doubt. You know his real name is Kevin Ferguson?"
Dan: "No shit?"
by Chris Malice July 7, 2008
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