Joe Everyman'd 

verb: the act of missing, or not showing up for a important event, meeting, or scheduled performance. When a person is abscent from compition on a regular basis, has a long string of not showing up.

"Dude...i Joe Everyman'd work today, and i think i'm gonna get fired."

Joe Everyman'd by HandsomeXcRoss December 9, 2009

Joe Darte 

A sexual fetish practice where a darte is inserted into the japs eye of a flacid penis. Extreme cases involve indulgences of a hard member supporting the dart without aids or assistances.

That dude in the corner wants us to talk dirty to him so he can do a Joe Darte

Joe Darte by Loose dolly April 20, 2011

joe-ing 

The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.

Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing

joe-ing by 55rectory May 18, 2013

joe Hyde 

A hipster

Wow your joe hydeing is hard right now; throw away the cardagin sweater right now!

joe Hyde by ballislife69 August 20, 2014

joe moore 

The average teenage boy, experiencing confusion concerning his sexuality but instead of having social issues as many teenage homosexuals may deal with flourishes in social contact with other guys do to the fact that his sister is pretty hot. Naturally uncomfortable around the opposite sex due to his awkward, borderline socially debilitating attitude yet somehow girls are drawn to it like mosquitos to a light. Basically a huge pussy yet everyone loves him.

He's such a joe moore but I can't help wanting to be in his pants. Or his sisters.

joe moore by BukakeLord March 3, 2017

Joe's ass 

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

Joe's ass by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

Joe beckett 

An ugly individual who thinks he is hard n enjoys to give it

Ah step back mate joe Beckett might pounce on ya lol freak

Joe beckett by Gingerninja0 March 17, 2019