Joke

A satirical phrase that makes people offended no matter the circumstance.

Comedy is dying because people can’t take a simple joke

by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020

Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Imap Joke

Spell the word out and you will find well I am a pee (you will get it)

John spell Imap
okay I am a pee.
Actually, I regret saying The Imap joke.

by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023

joke

joke is a joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence

by jokëf January 26, 2023

Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

inside joke

something that is rejected on here. :(

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.

Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?

by heresjulian October 5, 2009