if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
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Get the French butt kiss mug.1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.
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Get the Pardon your French mug.Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
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Get the McDonald’s French fries mug.A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."
"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
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Get the french connection uk'd mug.Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out
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