When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.
I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry
by Bubbles the Cat July 03, 2007
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
by Sexydimma November 06, 2019
girl; i'm ready
boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly
girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....
boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly
girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....
by urbansmartypants123 November 08, 2011
The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.
I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.
by fluffy monsters February 11, 2012
basically a faggot who is french and proud of it
they usually have no personality and have no friends.
they usually have no personality and have no friends.
girl: So what are you?
guy: 100% french...you know what that means...
girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.
guy: 100% french...you know what that means...
girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.
by sjafhkjdfg April 29, 2011
Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out
by Blueberry salad May 23, 2023
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
by Nargoth.theripper July 02, 2020