IrishPixieCorn

IrishPixieCorn was a young man when he realized, he could be much more. He adventured from his home, hungry, alone, afraid but determined to prove to the world that he, the individual that was bullied constantly throughout his honestly.. pretty fucking pathetic life.. that HE would be something. One day he was walking down the streets in his really spankin looking thong when he stumbled over and saw it.. Through the window of some randoms house who eventually became the legendary Booster , "Wolvax" he saw something.. that'll change him forever... "Minecraft". Quickly rushing over and knocking "Wolvax" out by strangling him with his 10 meter cock, IrishPixieCorn, got hold of his Computer and decided.. time.. to.. be... what I was made for. He cheated blatantly almost got Masters failed and got lots of clout the end fuckers !

Player 1 : "Irish?.. IrishPixieCorn? Ain't you some ranked cheater?
IrishPixieCorn: " ur noob Hhahaha LOSER XD"

by straight black male June 3, 2018

Irish institute

It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.

Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you

by Noteinteresaqueestres February 24, 2018

Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018

Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole

Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her

by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018

Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.

Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?

by Lifeguard Liz May 15, 2018