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King's Hand

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.
Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
by PattonPending December 8, 2020
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Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
by The Red Devil October 11, 2021
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Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.
Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.
by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021
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Granny handed

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.
by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021
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Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.
Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!
by carlipet October 27, 2012
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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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Hand dander

The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.
Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.
by Nookus June 8, 2012
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