footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.

That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!

by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017

Averne Family

The Averne Surname has very ancient history of 'anglo-saxon' origin.

The Averne Family are those who seek their fortune through loyalty, hard work, and camaraderie.

Apparently, they specialize in WWI - WWII and Medieval genres.

They are also known for their high intelligence and wealth.

Person 1: Oh man, I wish I could be part of the Averne Family..
Person 2: Yes, they always get free ranked and buy tons of groups, its not fair!!11

by ohrenschmalz2 January 31, 2023

hood family

When your fam isn't the best, so you make your friends your family.

I chill with my hood family because the rest of my fam is deadbeat.

by FerretsAndSnow April 5, 2017

Happy family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.

You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Family Friendly

1. Making something in a «family friendly way» means saying something that everybody agrees to or something that makes everybody happy. Or you say something «family friendly» when you give your opinion about a situation nobody can tell exactly if they have to be negative or positive about and you choose the positve side.

X: OMG, man! They called me negative in class for saying T doesn't really love P.
Y: Well, man, that wasn't really family friendly.

by drjeanwinston February 17, 2019

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022