Urban Dictionary

It is this website in which you are reading this definition. A funny, non-bs, true website. It will be your best dictionary EVER. It has dirty definitions that Webster dictionaries don't have. Look up words here!

"I looked you up on Urban Dictionary, you're so awesome!"

by Another guy who knows zach March 11, 2014

Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about

Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Something that rejected my religion and beliefs about harambe

There goes urban dictionary again, Letting the onision cuck joke slide but not my message about Harambe

by OnisonRUs August 8, 2016

Urban Dictionary

get the hail of the computer and READ A FOOKING BOOK

the Urban Dictionary
plw read a book

by nnt here February 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.

Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.

by Kiphal November 27, 2011

urban dictionary

A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.

Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"

by corvokenway December 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.

1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019