Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

Sucking his own dick by Zim53 July 13, 2012

monopoly on his dick 

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

monopoly on his dick by mronald April 20, 2014

detroit dirty dick 

Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower

Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily

detroit dirty dick by SHIZNIZZLE December 8, 2014

stand on your dick 

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.

"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".

stand on your dick by Ole Mate July 17, 2017

national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

national send a dick pic day by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020

Suck Syan’s Dick Day 

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.

Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

Suck Syan’s Dick Day by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020

Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick by Megamoistman69420 December 12, 2021