Ice Cream Sandwich

After ejaculating onto the torso of a woman, collapsing onto her, thus creating a "sandwich" in which the two torsos are the outer chocolate cake-like wafers, and the jism is the "ice cream" between the two.
After Jack unloaded his skeet on Jill's chest, he passed out on her and they ice cream sandwiched until he woke up.

"Dude, did you see Mark at the party last night?! He came so hard on Dana that he passed out and they were totally forming an ice cream sandwich! I got a picture on my phone!"
by DandKforever July 13, 2008
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boston cream pie

a boston cream pie is when the male takes his penis and enters the rectal area from behind so there is a lot of "poo poo" on the penis and then he makes the female suck on his penis so he ejaculates thus having a brown (chocolate) penis with seamen spewing out which is the cream.
jon gave lindsey and boston cream pie which was amazing becuase she loved it when his poo penis spluged in her face.
by barnacle billys July 24, 2006
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sour cream donut

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.
Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.
by maesterchief July 11, 2008
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cream of menstrual soup

The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.
Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.
by Sexygirl87 September 17, 2010
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Ear Creaming

Ear Creaming-When one guy smashes two girls faces together, proceeds to fuck their smashed cheeks, mean while using there pressed together ears as a pussy. Then blowing a nice hot load in the ear's of each girl.
Nate smashes Tia and Megan face together to fuck some cheeks. Nate's next action was to produce some ear creaming where he plugged both Tia and Megan ear with a nice hot load.
by Inspector Force June 15, 2012
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Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.
Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!
by Baznigger January 19, 2018
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after cream

when giving your girl friend or other bimbo oral/blowjob whith your dick and cumming in her mouth then proceeding to make out so the rest of the day you have a nasty taste in your mouth
Friend: why do you keep making that face

you: i was whith whith my girl friend ond now i have this wierd fealing of after cream
Friend:you chould get that checked out
by dirty plugger February 09, 2011
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