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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear
"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"
by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014
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feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith April 21, 2018
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids
I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .
by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018
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cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.
Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.
by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 17, 2021
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send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress
Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you
by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024
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