Vomit Central

A place or situation in which a couple has done something or acts in a way that makes you want to vomit.

yea totally vomit central in there

by grasshopper84 December 15, 2010

North Central Kansas Technical College

A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"

Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.

I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.

by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

cop central

when something is raided or stolen from in a intense manner

someone just went cop central on my bag!

by ticklemonster45 December 3, 2016

Shitpost central

A place where 4 retards say random shit

"Did you hear what they were saying on shitpost central?"

by ThatFucker March 9, 2017

Fuckboi Central

Where a group of fuckbois gather on a females post or picture and then get defensive when she tells them to Fuck off

Angela: Yeah she posted about getting a job and all these fuckbois said I'm hiring.
Myra: Sounds like fuckboi central.

by Napalmer315 April 11, 2017

lit central

A singular place or person that is so lit and nowhere else compares to it. Can be because of a person or object.

Wow that guy ryan is lit central

by litcentral August 28, 2017