by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
by Jmari January 28, 2021
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 19, 2019
Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
by Mindtrikz December 10, 2022
The act of crying while masturbating when having online sex with a minor. Named after adult film “Chuckula’s Sexual Tears” starring infamous white supremacist pedophile Chuck Stegall.
I went downstairs and saw my roommate chucking the stegall in the living room. I immediately called the cops and he was promptly arrested for possession of CP on his laptop. I imagine he cries bigger tears in prison.
by iHateEmoKidsLikeYou April 16, 2024
Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019
by Biglazyboy94 August 04, 2021