Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.

"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

Cheese Sarnie by Baron Von Peppenvort January 27, 2007

cheese-is-nice 

a milder, more socially acceptable form of the outburst "JESUS CHRIST". they sound similar, yet one refers harmlessly to a dairy product while the other uses the name of a religious figure in vain.

"cheese-is-nice! that fire totally took out your face!"

"..and to our savior, cheese-is-nice, we thank thee..."

cheese-is-nice by hokeypoke July 20, 2008

cheese pilot 

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

cheese pilot by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007

Cheese Boatin 

getting super duper high

I just bought an onion! Lets go cheese boatin!!

Cheese Boatin by moses progresso December 26, 2007

Cheese Plate 

To make a fool of.

Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.

Cheese Plate by parisenne January 28, 2009

Cheese Butter

What you get after ejaculating into a dirty/discharged vagina.

I hate smelling the "cheese butter" after sleeping with those prostitutes!

Hey Dave, i slept with dirty debby last night and made some proper rowdy "cheese butter",, i rubbed it in her face.

Cheese Butter by Twiggaman January 12, 2012

cheese loaf 

something that is excessivly stupid, lame, or just plain cheesy.

Senor Crawford is a major cheese loaf.

cheese loaf by Sweater Lad November 25, 2006