The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Captainmug. -An awesome and fearsome, antagonistic sea captain from the book; "The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle"
-Landon
-Landon
by Mr Cornersss October 18, 2021
Get the Captain Jaggerymug. by Lil pingu May 15, 2018
Get the Booty captainmug. by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
Get the Captain Disgruntledmug. The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020
Get the captain of the planetmug. The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.
"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
by StonerGod420 June 10, 2022
Get the The Captainmug. an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
by Samantha Rood November 19, 2007
Get the captain on the shimug.