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Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.
Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018
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canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024
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canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023
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Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018
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full on canadian

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.
Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
by The Beer dude June 15, 2017
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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016
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